May 2011
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April 2011
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On Being Happy.
For the first time in a long time, I feel genuinely happy. For the past two months or so, I’ve just felt… content.
And it’s weirding me out. I’ve spent so much of my life being unhappy, I don’t know how to behave when I’m not.
I just feel like there’s nothing weighing me down right now. I dropped out of school, work is great, my family life is fairly...
March 2011
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Being Sarah Marshall
To start, I feel something of a prelude is necessary. I’ve only had one romantic relationship in my life that lasted over three months. This, of course, not counting any unrequited obsessions with celebrities. The relationship in question lasted for a little over a year, and ended a little over a month ago. Anyone who has ever broken up with someone knows that your feelings don’t...
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In My Dreams
This morning, I first woke a little after 6am. I believe it was a text message that woke me, but I also had a voicemail. This beautiful boy with a voice made of hot coffee and caramel recited lyrics to Wasted Loaf by Meatloaf as if they were meant to be a sweet Shakespearean sonnet. I listened and smiled, before falling swiftly back to sleep.
In my dream, I was in New York City, in a tight room...
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Belushi Approves
The ultimate collegiate experience: The Toga Party.
This extravagantly simple college tradition was immortalized by Animal House in 1978. Animal House is the iconic frat film, the college movie to birth all college movies. Growing up, I watched such screen gems as American Pie 2, Old School, Sorority Boys, Legally Blonde, Van Wilder, and other goofball flicks that amped up the sexual tension...